Don’t Make Eye Contact.
THIS IS MAKING ME BLUSH FU JACK
dear lord jesus
Sometimes I judge people by how much of The Princess Bride they can quote.
fun fact At my cousin’s wedding ceremony, his brother recited this to them as the best man speech and everyone started laughing and i think the bride started to cry
If this is not recited at some point during my wedding I will be greatly disappointed.
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
Dear Diary, Damon is gone. I don’t have anyone else to lean on. Anyone else to rest my head on. Anyone else to love. I’m drowning in the tears that I cannot stop. I’m out of breath, hoping one day I’ll breathe again. But he’s the only air I know and the only one I’d kill to breathe. Our beautiful, everlasting and arduous dance is forever in my heart. Dear Damon, come back to me, please.
u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun
i can’t even pick my favorite song what makes you think i can pick a college